BACKGAMMON

In my younger years, I was pretty late on things. 

The first party, the first sip of alcohol, the first kiss. 

That's what you would call a late bloomer, I guess. 

Plus, I sometimes still look like I'm fifteen. That's when I pull out the red lipstick.

But then again, I would call myself an early ager. Not because of my white hair sticking out every now and then, but mainly because I enjoy going to bed at 10pm, my whole body aches all the time and I'm perfectly fine with going to the same beach every day and play ten rounds of backgammon.