LANCÔME ABSOLU VELOURS

Yeezus, no time for nothing.

Plus I keep forgetting what number this Lancôme Absolu Velours is. 

I know it now! It's 375 Magenta!

It's like super neon pink and it's matte and definitely not shiny (which I hate, ugh) and it makes people look at your lips like this. 

My parents in the back seem to like it too.

I bought this when my goal was to step outside Douglas with something I actually needed. This did not happen.

LANCÔME CONCEALER

Magic has a new name - Effacernes Longue Tenue. I had to copy/paste that.

It can be called something I cannot pronounce, as long as it covers up the tiredness under my eyes. And it does that well. Like, very well.